Kids...

So today I picked my son up from school. I do everyday. This is nothing new. I said, "How was your day?". "Great". "Guess what? Tomorrow is my birthday". "Yeah?" So, in my head I'm thinking, okay, weird day. Calvin then said, "What is dance"? I said, "Dance? Like you are dancing"? He says, "Oh, Mom, are you being stupid"? I'm now irritated. I said, "Excuse me"? He said, "My teacher knows what dance is". I said, "What did you hear today about this"? He says, "My teacher says that dance is a sport and I wanted to know what dance is". I'm like, okay, now I hear the whole story and understand. He proceeds to appologize for his rudeness. KIDS........ARRRRRRR!